Funny jokes make us laugh. As we all know laughter is the best medicine coz it reduces stress from our mind and also keeps our heart healthy. So, here are some rib-tickling, funny jokes that will make your day.
Life is too short to be serious…Funny jokes liven our lives
Q: What is the difference between praying in the church and praying in the casino?
A: In the casino you really mean it.
Wife: Yesterday, I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Really?? Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on…
Husband (Gets irritated): But, what happened then?
Wife smiled and said: Then what? I simply moved away from the mirror!!
“Does your dog bite?”
“No.” (tries to touch dog. Dog bites him)
“Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
“That is not my dog.”
Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206.
Boy: Principle is so stupid.
Girl: Don’t you know who I am?
Girl: I’m the Principal’s daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Boy: Good (Walks away).
Rib-tickling, funny jokes
Boy: My father’s name is LAUGHING and my mother’s name is SMILING.
Boy: No, that’s my younger brother. I’m JOKING
Wife: Why do you wear specs only when I come in?
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get a headache.
Student teacher Funny jokes
Girlfriend: Where is my Birthday gift?
Boyfriend: Can you see that Red Hot Ferrari on the other side of road?
Girlfriend: (Extremely happy): Yes…yes…yes!!
Boyfriend: I bought same colour Nail Polish for you…
A newly married saves his wife’s number on his mobile as “My Life”,
After one year of marriage, it changes to“My Wife”,
Five years after marriage: “Home”,
After Ten years: “Hitler”,
And after Silver Anniversary: “Wrong Number”.